Thanks for taking the time to send me an email! You rock.
If it’s obvious your email warrants a response, it should take me — at most — only a couple of days to get back to you. Probably much less!
If for some reason you don’t hear from me…
I might be dead! — But probably not! (A psychic once told me I was going to live to be very old — so I’ve planned my entire life around this fact.)
BUT — if you don’t hear from me — (and you’re certain I haven’t died of old age — because maybe it’s 2090 when you read this page and I just haven’t updated it in a while) — you do have options other than this form…
You can send a note to: “contact.zerodean” AT GMAIL.
