YOU MADE IT! FINALLY!

Don’t worry, we saved you some pizza. And drinks are in the fridge.

So hi. I’m your host. Welcome.

My name is Zero. “What kind of name is that?” An unusual one.

Anyway, welcome to my little home on the web!

In the event you have no idea why you’re here, I’ve put together a list of possibilities.

These are — by no means — exhaustive. But they are some of the more common reasons why people end up here.

FIVE REASONS WHY YOU MIGHT BE HERE…

1. YOU SAW MY NAME ON AN IMAGE

Not everyone will understand your journey...It’s crazy, but images with my name on them — including both photos and quotes (even Zero Dean quotes) — have been viewed a ridiculous number times on the internet!

What images?

Well, these images on the “Made by Zero” Pinterest board (each one links back to my blog where they originate), and these Zero Dean photos on Flickr (also found on Google+).

2. I TAKE PICTURES

You can check out my photography in the Art & Photos area of my site here.

Not into boring still photography? Here’s a video with boring still photography that moves! OoooOOoooh!

Oh, you like videos? Well, you’re in luck! There’s more below.

Zero Dean Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives3. I WRITE STUFF

Words, mostly!

And some people read them!

I have somewhere between 2 and 3 blogs. On one, I share life lessons & encouragement.

On the other I write about silly and ridiculous things I think or that happen to me.

And on the 3rd… well, that one is a record of the journey I’ve been on for a few years. I’m currently moving it to another site.

4. I MAKE ART & DRAW COMICS

its-hard-to-be-stealthy-in-flip-flops-zero-dean-200I used to doodle a lot as a kid, but then I learned to rely on a computer to create art. I sometimes pretend I still have drawing skills.

I don’t.

But hey, I’m getting better…maybe.

5. I WAS CHOOSE-YOUR-ADVENTURE-GUY

Yup, I spent nearly 2 years criss-crossing the USA on an epic road trip (we’re talking nearly 60,000 miles!) letting people tell me where to go and what to do.

I ended up doing some pretty cool stuff, including getting to meet people like Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook) and Jamie Hyneman (Mythbuster). I even got featured in Spirituality & Health Magazine.

Read about ZDXP here and on the choose my adventure page.

6. OH DANG. I FORGOT ABOUT THE VIDEOS. NOW MY NUMBERS ARE OFF.

So yeah, I’ve made a couple videos!

Here’s a video of some of the places ZDXP has taken me…

And another because you are paying attention! (Woohoo!)

I made some other videos, but they are over here.

I have nothing more to say on this page! EXCEPT: I like the way you read!

Ok — STOP HERE! You can’t go down any farther! You’ll fall off my web page!