Don’t worry, we saved you some pizza. And drinks are in the fridge.
So hi. I’m your host. Welcome.
My name is Zero. “What kind of name is that?” An unusual one.
Anyway, welcome to my little home on the web!
In the event you have no idea why you’re here, I’ve put together a list of possibilities.
These are — by no means — exhaustive. But they are some of the more common reasons why people end up here.
FIVE REASONS WHY YOU MIGHT BE HERE…
1. YOU SAW MY NAME ON AN IMAGE
It’s crazy, but images with my name on them — including both photos and quotes (even Zero Dean quotes) — have been viewed a ridiculous number times on the internet!
2. I TAKE PICTURES
You can check out my photography in the Art & Photos area of my site here.
Not into boring still photography? Here’s a video with boring still photography that moves! OoooOOoooh!
Oh, you like videos? Well, you’re in luck! There’s more below.
3. I WRITE STUFF
And some people read them!
I have somewhere between 2 and 3 blogs. On one, I share life lessons & encouragement.
On the other I write about silly and ridiculous things I think or that happen to me.
And on the 3rd… well, that one is a record of the journey I’ve been on for a few years. I’m currently moving it to another site.
4. I MAKE ART & DRAW COMICS
I used to doodle a lot as a kid, but then I learned to rely on a computer to create art. I sometimes pretend I still have drawing skills.
But hey, I’m getting better…maybe.
5. I WAS CHOOSE-YOUR-ADVENTURE-GUY
Yup, I spent nearly 2 years criss-crossing the USA on an epic road trip (we’re talking nearly 60,000 miles!) letting people tell me where to go and what to do.
6. OH DANG. I FORGOT ABOUT THE VIDEOS. NOW MY NUMBERS ARE OFF.
So yeah, I’ve made a couple videos!
Here’s a video of some of the places ZDXP has taken me…
And another because you are paying attention! (Woohoo!)
I made some other videos, but they are over here.
I have nothing more to say on this page! EXCEPT: I like the way you read!
Ok — STOP HERE! You can’t go down any farther! You’ll fall off my web page!