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I have a confession…

Every time someone sends me an email, I feel like a rock star! I mean, the thought of someone spending the time to creatively arrange 26 letters just for me — it’s… it’s… it’s awesome. That’s what it is.

So thank you in advance, my friend!

Now, here’s something you should know:

If you’re looking to interact with me, posting on my facebook page is one of the quickest ways to get my attention and a timely response.

Because, well — after I get an email, I often sit around celebrating the fact that some awesome person (like you) took the time to write to me.

And if you know me at all, you know I love to celebrate.

But regardless of how long it takes me to celebrate each and every email I receive — I DO reply to ALL email sent through this form — or any other method — as quickly as possible.

And really, at most it should only take me a couple of days to get back to you. Probably much less!

SO — if you don’t hear from me, there is a good chance I did not receive it — or I missed it somehow — or I was simply jealous of the way you used semi-colons, because that’s something I still haven’t quite figured out; like at all.

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